Take Coveeeeeeeeeeer! The results of bad RP...

Completely unedited.
It makes considerably more sense with the colours, which I *could* add, but effort.
[Edit: I got very bored during a long lesson, and added the colours. But only names and colours referring to people. And then, only the colours I know by heart. So the simple ones. Pretty colours, ne.]
Let us all hope that this girl never reaches the general public.

[30-10 06:15pm] Cowboy Caitlin also covers her innocent eyes. Poor stocks.
[30-10 06:17pm] Burglar Mess sings... You can't hide, yer lyin'g eyes. And your smile is a thin disguise..
[30-10 07:03pm] Little Teapot Sora says, "ah, flawless victory"
[30-10 07:04pm] Little Teapot Sora says, "oh great, i forgot to take off my costume for the statue."
[30-10 07:38pm] Knight of the Lake SuibachAdZirbain chuckles. "No matter, you look lovely anyway."
[30-10 07:44pm] Knight of the Lake SuibachAdZirbain goes off, having enough of killing ungrateful forest monsters.
[30-10 08:03pm] Shepherd Sol says, "Hi I just joing so I was wondering if I could get a little advise"
[30-10 08:05pm] Shepherd Sol says, "joined*"
[30-10 08:14pm] Cowboy None says, "A picture is worth a thousand words."
[30-10 08:21pm] Cowboy None stares aghast at a statue. I swear, I saw that thing blink.
[30-10 08:25pm] Blinking Eyeball says, "Probably. That, or a bird left a deposit on the eye, giving the appearance of a blink."
[30-10 08:28pm] Shepherd Sergeu growls.
[30-10 08:29pm] Blinking Eyeball says, "A blink, followed by a tear."
[30-10 08:29pm] Cowboy None says, "Ah, alwaysss the witty one, eh Eye?"
[30-10 08:51pm] Peasant StarFire says, "COUGH COUGH...I need sombody to look after me.."
[30-10 09:01pm] Cowboy Caitlin adds to Mister Mess's song, "Thought by now, you'd realise, there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes."
[30-10 09:02pm] Cowboy Caitlin is afraid that that song rather suits her costume... drat.
[30-10 09:05pm] Burglar Mess knows.
[30-10 09:18pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Blinking EyeBall are you there?"
[30-10 09:20pm] Blinking Eyeball spontaneously transmits into Degolburg!
[30-10 09:20pm] Cowboy Caitlin actually has that song, too... she steal'd it from one of her uncle's CDs... tragic, really.
[30-10 09:21pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "Why yes, IY am here. Well, inn an astrally projected sense,*hic* anyway."
[30-10 09:21pm] Cowboy Caitlin blinks at a randomly appearing Eyeball. o.o
[30-10 09:22pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Eye ball please come..I love you!"
[30-10 09:23pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**crying**"
[30-10 09:23pm] Cowboy Caitlin hates bad soap operas, but this could be interesting.
[30-10 09:25pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Is any body going to help me..I will give you a gem!"
[30-10 09:25pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**clenchs fists**"
[30-10 09:25pm] Burglar Mess covers her innocent eyes.
[30-10 09:26pm] Cowboy Caitlin is blind. More so than before. o.o
[30-10 09:26pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Hello why is it so dark..."
[30-10 09:28pm] Blinking Eyeball wonders how StarFire will give someone a gem...
[30-10 09:28pm] Cowboy Caitlin thinks her cowboy hat may have slipped over her eyes... Cause she's totally not blaming anyone for her random blindness. Much.
[30-10 09:29pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**Pulls off the hand that covers her eyes!**"
[30-10 09:29pm] Cowboy Caitlin also wondered that, as gems and gold can't be transferred on this server... as StarFire should know, having read the FAQ, like everybody is meant to do before using the chat...
[30-10 09:30pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Burglar Mess?"
[30-10 09:30pm] Burglar Mess gives away gems to a group of people on a regular basis. Out of generosity, of course.
[30-10 09:30pm] Cowboy Caitlin grins. Not Lonestrider's lot, by any chance?
[30-10 09:30pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**Kisses Burglar Mess**"
[30-10 09:31pm] Cowboy Caitlin covers her mouth, sniggering.
[30-10 09:33pm] Burglar Mess is uh..manhandled. uh...
[30-10 09:34pm] Cowboy Caitlin is trying not to laugh! Honestly, she is!
[30-10 09:34pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Um...My feelings always rush out at the wrong times!"
((Atrus does have colours, but I can't quite remember. Apologies for that.))
[30-10 09:36pm] DarkMaster Atrus entrers to see his statue.
[30-10 09:36pm] Burglar Mess knew raising charm points wasn't such a good idea.
[30-10 09:36pm] DarkMaster Atrus grins at Mess.
[30-10 09:36pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**wacksss Cowboy Caitlin round the face**"
[30-10 09:37pm] DarkMaster Atrus glances at Starfire.Now now....
[30-10 09:37pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**Snnogs Burglar mess!**"
[30-10 09:37pm] Cowboy Caitlin is immune to idiocy. When it comes from other people, anyway. Therefore, she is not 'wacksss' 'round the face'.
[30-10 09:37pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**gullps**"
[30-10 09:38pm] Burglar Mess found the logout button. Yay!
[30-10 09:38pm] Blinking Eyeball wonders how often Artery is under the influence of Typo Demons™
[30-10 09:39pm] Cowboy Caitlin sniggers and waves to her fellow cowboy.
[30-10 09:39pm] Peasant StarFire says, "*hic***Shakes**"
[30-10 09:39pm] Peasant StarFire says, "what*hic*?"
[30-10 09:40pm] DarkMaster Atrus grins at Eyeball and raises a hand in salute.It's been a long day and it's Monday. That says it all.
[30-10 09:40pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**eyes fiyll with tears**"
[30-10 09:41pm] Blinking Eyeball runs up and hugssss Caitlin round the torso
[30-10 09:41pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**Drops to kneees**"
[30-10 09:41pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Why me*hic*?"
[30-10 09:41pm] DarkMaster Atrus vanishes.
[30-10 09:42pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, ""A llong dayy, ey Atrrioom? Thhat is unfortunate. At least you havve a statue to finish it on a good note. So long as you survive level one, that is."
[30-10 09:42pm] Cowboy None waves back at the Cowboyish Galdiatrix. He wonders what happens to the optical signals Eyeball generates. Do they exit through his broken optical nerve disguised as his tail?
[30-10 09:43pm] Peasant StarFire says, "EyeBalll....I-I-I love you!"
[30-10 09:44pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "IYF yooo can call that a tail!"
[30-10 09:44pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "That's funnny. IYt camme from StarFire, but sounded like Mess!"
[30-10 09:44pm] Blinking Eyeball blushes
[30-10 09:45pm] Cowboy None says, "All Felynnes have tails. Don't you know?"
[30-10 09:45pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**cllenchs fists**"
[30-10 09:45pm] Cowboy None grrs.
[30-10 09:46pm] Cowboy None says, "He iys unique and beyond comparison. Grrr."
[30-10 09:46pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**Smiles revelinng a trail of bloody fangs**"
[30-10 09:47pm] Peasant StarFire says, "***hic*grabs Cowboy None**"
[30-10 09:48pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Blinking EyeBall lovve me or he dies!"
[30-10 09:48pm] Cowboy None doesn't wanna logout again. There ain't many characters left for him now. Please!
[30-10 09:49pm] Cowboy None says, "Where'd she goo?"
[30-10 09:49pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Soo eye ball...Love...or DEATH"
[30-10 09:50pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Byye Bye Cow boy None!"
[30-10 09:51pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**bites intoo his kneck then runs!**"
[30-10 09:51pm] Cowboy None says, "Bye.*hic* Phew!"
[30-10 09:51pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**comees back**"
[30-10 09:52pm] Cowboy Caitlin is here, she was just temporarily confiscated! She yays for random hugs =P
[30-10 09:52pm] Peasant StarFire says, "IY love you! **runs away for good**"
[30-10 09:52pm] Cowboy Caitlin hiccups. Too much idiocy from the one person. It's burning my eyes. -.-"
[30-10 09:53pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**A photo of Cowboy Nonee and her floats to his feet!**"
[30-10 09:53pm] Blinking Eyeball blinks
[30-10 09:53pm] Cowboy Caitlin is beyond confused.
[30-10 09:54pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Good bye *hic*my sweet heart!"
[30-10 09:54pm] Burglar Mess passes a furtive hug and disappears.
[30-10 09:55pm] Cowboy Caitlin yays for hugs =P
[30-10 09:55pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**snoogs cow boy none long** Bye **runs away"
[30-10 09:55pm] Cowboy Caitlin doesn't yay for disappearances, though. Gr...
[30-10 09:56pm] Cowboy Caitlin counts that as three times Miss StarFire has run away.
[30-10 09:56pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**a statooe of cowboy none and starfire apere in the square**"
[30-10 09:58pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**ssstabbs burglar Mess for not loving her!**"
[30-10 09:58pm] Cowboy Caitlin shoves her hat in her mouth, trying in vain not to laugh.
[30-10 09:58pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "AAApere? Isss that French for appear? A pear? Aperture... Bah!"
[30-10 09:59pm] Cowboy Caitlin says, "I thought it was that weird word for babysitter... or maybe that odd drink..."
[30-10 10:00pm] Shepherd ezarc says, "how do we fight eachother?"
[30-10 10:00pm] Burglar Mess encountered strange powers in town square, and was not seen again.
[30-10 10:00pm] Cowboy Caitlin says, "Either way, I'm fairly certain it isn't English."
[30-10 10:00pm] Cowboy Caitlin cackles.
[30-10 10:00pm] Cowboy Caitlin says, "I swear, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in Degolburg..."
[30-10 10:01pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Hi*hic*"
[30-10 10:02pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**challenges cowwboy caitlin to fight**"
[30-10 10:02pm] Cowboy Caitlin is armed with linedancing boots. Her armour - spurs. Bring it on.
[30-10 10:03pm] Shepherd ezarc says, "HOW DO WE FIGHT EACHOTHER???????"
[30-10 10:03pm] Peasant StarFire says, "*hic***Stabs Caitlin**"
[30-10 10:05pm] Cowboy Caitlin says, "*hic***Dies, but at least she doesn't have to deal with StarFire's n00bn3ss**"
[30-10 10:07pm] Blinking Eyeball steps in for Caitlin. "I will fight for her!"
[30-10 10:08pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "I would challenge thee to a battle of the wits, but I see thee is unarrmmmed."
[30-10 10:08pm] Peasant StarFire says, "AAHHHHHHHHHH"
[30-10 10:08pm] Cowboy Caitlin says, "cheers!... from beyond the grave!"
[30-10 10:08pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**falls to floor weeping**hic**"
[30-10 10:09pm] Blinking Eyeball realises he is too late and cries!
[30-10 10:09pm] Cowboy Caitlin darns her apparent inability to emote.
[30-10 10:09pm] Peasant StarFire says, "I can not fight mmy true love!"
[30-10 10:10pm] Cowboy Caitlin eats popcorn... from beyond the grave. That's such a cool way to end sentences... from beyond the grave. Okay, perhaps not cool. But not warm, either.
[30-10 10:11pm] Blinking Eyeball hugs Caitlin... from beyond the grave!
[30-10 10:11pm] Blinking Eyeball hands StarFire some tissues and a spitoon.
[30-10 10:11pm] Cowboy None breaks the glass in case of flood.
[30-10 10:12pm] Cowboy Caitlin is cackling madly from beyond the grave, as well as Yay-ing for more random hugs =P
[30-10 10:12pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**hu*hic*gs blinking Eye Ball**"
[30-10 10:13pm] Peasant StarFire says, "I can't llove you any more....I love seth!"
[30-10 10:13pm] Peasant StarFire says, "NAH*hic* I love you!"
[30-10 10:14pm] Cowboy Caitlin blinks. Her ear just popped while she was trying not to laugh. o.O
[30-10 10:14pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "AAhhh, partiynng is soooch a sweet sorrow."
[30-10 10:15pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**sssnogs Blinking Eyeball** **her Budgerigar sings a love song!**"
[30-10 10:15pm] Cowboy Caitlin shoots StarFire's budgerigar from beyond the grave. I'm sorry, little birdy, but it had to be done.
[30-10 10:15pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "I wwooold have said that sugar is a sweet sorrow!"
[30-10 10:16pm] Blinking Eyeball picks up a feather, sticking another one in Mess' hat.
[30-10 10:16pm] Cowboy Caitlin speaks from beyond the grave, "There's nothing sorrowful about sugar, though."
[30-10 10:18pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**herr "little birdy" shuts up and then pecks caitlins eyes out**"
[30-10 10:19pm] Burglar Mess does not own a hat. But tucks the feather in his hair anyway.
[30-10 10:19pm] Peasant StarFire says, "BAD *hic*BIRDY"
[30-10 10:19pm] Peasant StarFire says, "AHHHHHHHHHHH it's Booglar Mess!"
[30-10 10:20pm] Cowboy Caitlin wonders how a dead bird could peck out anybody's eyes... and is almost tempted to call on the recently sainted patron saint of the eyes...
[30-10 10:20pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**faints into bllinking eyeballs arms!**"
[30-10 10:20pm] Cowboy Caitlin says, "Ahhh! It's a booglar! What on earth is a booglar?"
[30-10 10:21pm] Blinking Eyeball watches StarFire fall to the ground, as he doesn't have any arms!
[30-10 10:22pm] Blinking Eyeball wiggles his nose and blinks, grating Caitlin a new pair of eyes, with vision better than the first!
[30-10 10:23pm] Cowboy Caitlin hurrahs! She can see! Well, she can see... from beyond the grave, anyway.
[30-10 10:24pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**eeyes open**"
[30-10 10:25pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**heaals Catilin!**"
[30-10 10:25pm] Blinking Eyeball notes that he accidentally grated Caitlin's eyes, instead of granting them!
[30-10 10:25pm] Burglar Mess hurrahs! She can see! Well, she can see... from beyond the grave, anyway.
[30-10 10:26pm] Cowboy Caitlin 'oh dear's.
[30-10 10:26pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, ""Somehow, this made them betterr. Go ffigure!"
[30-10 10:26pm] Peasant StarFire says, "IY am just a Peasant girl but Blinking eyeBall please...I wish you would have feelings for me!"
[30-10 10:26pm] Cowboy Caitlin wonders who this 'Catilin' person StarFire's healing is.
[30-10 10:28pm] Cowboy Caitlin is going to die of lack of oxygen due to laughing too hard. As such, she bequeaths her eyebrows, which she has been complimented on (*snort*) equally to Mess and Eyeball.
[30-10 10:28pm] Peasant StarFire says, "I amm leaving this town good bye"
[30-10 10:29pm] Cowboy Caitlin waves merrily.
[30-10 10:30pm] Burglar Mess draws an extra pair of eyebrows for her
[30-10 10:31pm] Cowboy Caitlin wiggles her stylish new eyebrows =p
[30-10 10:31pm] Blinking Eyeball hands StarFire a flower
[30-10 10:33pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Thannks"
[30-10 10:33pm] Burglar Mess concludes. To fall in love twice a day... Is such a sweet price to pay...
[30-10 10:34pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**rruns up to blinking eyeball hugs and kisses him**"
[30-10 10:34pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "But rrealllly, Mess, it's only once because you never stop loving me."
[30-10 10:34pm] Cowboy Caitlin offers StarFire half an eyebrow.
[30-10 10:34pm] Blinking Eyeball willingly lets himself fall victim to such callous admiration
[30-10 10:35pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**faintsss**"
[30-10 10:35pm] Burglar Mess spoke too soon. Grrr
[30-10 10:35pm] Cowboy Caitlin hazards a guess that StarFire is a little young for love, judging by her utter lack of common sense...
[30-10 10:36pm] Blinking Eyeball sees Caitlin's eyebrows and raises two of his own!
[30-10 10:36pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**OOpens eyes**"
[30-10 10:37pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**carries oon kissing blinking eyeball**"
[30-10 10:37pm] Cowboy Caitlin grins. She saw that joke coming. But tis still amusemental =P
[30-10 10:38pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "Wiyycked!"
[30-10 10:38pm] Cowboy Caitlin has hiccups. -.-"
[30-10 10:39pm] Blinking Eyeball cries at his obvious predictability. "Two players in one night! Who would have thought..."
[30-10 10:39pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**gets carried awway wih the kissing!**"
[30-10 10:39pm] Blinking Eyeball considers retirement upon reaching god-hood
[30-10 10:40pm] Burglar Mess hugs the Cowboyish Galdiatrix. He offers a tissue to Eyeball.
[30-10 10:40pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "HHHah! Yoo*hic*oo coulldn't!"
[30-10 10:41pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**unbuckles Blinking EyeBaalls belt**"
[30-10 10:41pm] Blinking Eyeball doesn't wear pants! "How on earth can you undo a belt when I don't wear one?"
[30-10 10:41pm] Cowboy Caitlin eats all possibility of retirement. And, uh... you might want to watch where that girl's going with your belt.
[30-10 10:42pm] Cowboy Caitlin cackles. She isn't entirely sure that StarFire understands what an eyeball is.
[30-10 10:43pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**jummps on Burglar Mess**"
[30-10 10:43pm] Blinking Eyeball stares at Caitlin
[30-10 10:44pm] Cowboy Caitlin stares at Eyeball.
[30-10 10:45pm] Cowboy Caitlin can outstare you. Cause she says so.
[30-10 10:45pm] Burglar Mess stares dreamily at the staring couple.
[30-10 10:45pm] Cowboy Caitlin tackles! Thus losing any semblance of a staring competition, but hey.
[30-10 10:46pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "MMM*hic*Ma*hic*kes that a duo. Coupllle is too rromantic. I think *hic*hic*wwe had enough f*hic*ffor today."
[30-10 10:46pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**unbuckles Burglars MMess's belt**"
[30-10 10:48pm] Blinking Eyeball marvels at the suspenders Mess is sporting
[30-10 10:48pm] Blinking Eyeball is tackled!
[30-10 10:49pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "I kneew I shouldn't have stood behind that*hic* Mess."
[30-10 10:49pm] Burglar Mess ' belt is password protected with 1024 bit encryption.
[30-10 10:49pm] Cowboy Caitlin is going to sit in the corner for a minute while her head stops spinning. Waaay too much belt-unbuckling and tackling and staring here. Confusion. o.o
[30-10 10:50pm] Principality Maharani thinks ya'll are crazy~ hehe
[30-10 10:51pm] Cowboy Caitlin saw a cute pair of underwear the other day, with a 'username' and 'password' design thing... better than a password protected belt.
[30-10 10:51pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "IY knnnnneeww I shhouldn't haave stood in frront of that Eyyyye*hic*ball."
[30-10 10:51pm] Cowboy Caitlin knows she's crazy ;P
[30-10 10:52pm] Cowboy Caitlin gives Mess an Alcoholics Anonymous card. Which she just happened to be carrying. For no reason at all. *shifty eyes*
[30-10 10:52pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Rips off burglaars messes shirt"
[30-10 10:53pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "Why woould you say that? This is a fammily frienndly server!"
[30-10 10:53pm] Burglar Mess is gonna make history this DK. Fists only DK!
[30-10 10:53pm] Principality Maharani laughs at Caitlin's *shifty eyes* and crawls into the nearest tree to listen on~
[30-10 10:54pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**snnoggs burglar mess**"
[30-10 10:54pm] Burglar Mess agrees wholeheartedly with Eyeball
[30-10 10:57pm] Burglar Mess yays! Only three more days to go. Yipee!!
[30-10 10:57pm] Peasant StarFire says, "Rips off boorglars messes pants"
[30-10 10:58pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "Hiystoorry? But several players (at least) have already acheived a weaponless DK!"
[30-10 10:59pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "SSStarFiyre, please behave."
[30-10 11:00pm] Peasant StarFire says, "NE*hic*VER"
[30-10 11:00pm] Burglar Mess has a ticked that says Admit One. What does that means anyway? Are they gonna take me to hospital or somethin'. I'm scared of hospitals.
[30-10 11:00pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**makes out wiyth Burglar Mess**[breifly]"
[30-10 11:00pm] Burglar Mess meant ticket, of course.
[30-10 11:01pm] Principality Maharani swings hanging upside down in the tree~ Yes Starfire..
[30-10 11:01pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "*hic*SSSo oommmm... anny ideeas *hic*as to wwhhat that ticket means?"
[30-10 11:02pm] Burglar Mess yells a cheer for Pyewacket.
[30-10 11:02pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "Isssn't it what is lllefft behind when Ticks shed their skin? The "Admmit OOne" was what it said before they put it o*hic*n, but being embossed, will still be there when they shed.
[30-10 11:02pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "I don't rrecommend yooo try putting it on."
[30-10 11:02pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**getsss carried away !**"
[30-10 11:03pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "AAh, thiys gammee innntrigues me. Thank yye, Eyeballl*hic*!"
[30-10 11:03pm] Principality Maharani gets tangled up in the snake skin~ Erhmmm...
[30-10 11:04pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "WWhaat rreealm do yooo rule,*hic* Maharaniy?"
[30-10 11:05pm] Peasant StarFire says, "**ties burgllar mess to a wall and whips him!**"
[30-10 11:06pm] Peasant StarFire says, "I'm bo*hic*rd of this town I'm going!"
[30-10 11:06pm] Blinking Eyeball makes like a sidewalk in fall and leaves!
[30-10 11:06pm] Blinking Eyeball projects, "Fareewell all!"
[30-10 11:06pm] Blinking Eyeball gathers up Caitlin, Maharani and Mess, giving them a group hug!
[30-10 11:07pm] Principality Maharani smiles at Mess~ Why the realm of Maharani of course, silly hehe
[30-10 11:07pm] Principality Maharani grins and huggles back the Eyeball~ Me still thinks you need sun glasses Eyeball ;-)
[30-10 11:08pm] Burglar Mess drunkenly says, "Yeeeah. Put oon sssomme rr*hic*ayban, dude."
[30-10 11:09pm] Burglar Mess asks politely, And may I ask where is that realm?
[30-10 11:10pm] Peasant StarFire says, "*hic*Sorry"
[30-10 11:10pm] Principality Maharani must dash as well~ *waves* Talk laters.....
[30-10 11:11pm] Burglar Mess runs away to fields as well.
[30-10 11:26pm] Cowboy Caitlin yays for a hug she wasn't here for, and curses evil math assignments of doom.
[30-10 11:52pm] Shepherd ezarc says, "#FFFFFF HOW DO I GET MORE TURNS??? CAN SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE???????????"
[30-10 11:53pm] Shepherd ezarc says, " "
[30-10 11:56pm] Shepherd ezarc says, "anyone?"
[30-10 11:57pm] Shepherd ezarc says, "*kicks the room in the ass to wake up*"
[31-10 12:01am] Cowboy Caitlin offers the poor room a bandaid and some ice.

Which is why I hate n00bs.
A story by Caitlin.
*tips hat, bows, and leaves*