How Stereotypical You Are... | |
The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | Not unless I feel like it and I'm allowed to. |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | No |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | No, except that time I made pretty patterns out of crushed up panadol... I was bored. |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | Too much. I'm trying to cut down on it. |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | Nope. |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | *covers ears* Lalalallala! No =p |
Do you steal?: | Only from my parents. |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | Nup |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | Nup |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | Nup |
Do you ever watch the News?: | Yep |
Do you even care about world issues?: | I voluntarily took a class about World Issues, and am currently on an A. Yes, I'd say I do. |
Do you read books often?: | Hell yes! Reading is the pasttime of the gods! |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | Well, er, not failing, as such... |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | My computer is my friend. |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | No |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | No |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | No |
Do you cuss a lot?: | Depends who I'm talking to and what I'm talking about. |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | Not really. People suck. |
Are you intelligent?: | Of course. Modest, too. |
The Goth Stereotype | |
Black lipstick?: | Not on me |
Black eyeliner?: | Occasionally |
Black eyeshadow?: | Nup |
Black trenchcoat?: | Hehe, I want one. |
Black boots?: | As above |
Black fishnets?: | Hell no |
Black nail polish?: | Not often |
Cigarettes?: | No |
Heavy metal music?: | No |
Marilyn Manson?: | No |
Kittie?: | If that's a band, no. If it's the aminal, squee! Kitty cats! |
Cradle of Filth?: | No |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | No |
Do you like to be seen as: | Yes, I like to be seen as. Seen as what, doofus? |
Are you an intellectual?: | Of course. |
An atheist?: | Yep |
Horrible home life?: | No |
Hopelessly depressed?: | Nope |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | Nup |
Self-mutilation?: | No |
The Punk Stereotype | |
Plaid?: | No |
Big black boots?: | No |
Mohawk?: | No |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | No |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | No |
Wild hair colors?: | No |
NOFX?: | No |
Rancid?: | No |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | Yes |
A: | B, C, D, E, F, G. |
The Jock Sterotype | |
What's your IQ?: | 143 |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | No |
Play a lot of sports?: | No |
Talk a lot about sports?: | No |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | Yes |
Are you arrogant?: | No |
Are you a male or female whore?: | No |
Are you homophobic?: | No |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | No |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | Yes, of course. -.-" |
Boobs = yes?: | Ridiculous question = yes. |
Parties = yes?: | Parties = no. |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | No. |
The Girl Stereotype | |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | No |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | No |
How much did you lose?: | NA |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | NA |
Make yourself throw up?: | No |
Make-up?: | Mascara occasionally. |
Low-cut tops?: | No |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | This question has been eaten by a telepathic praying mantis. |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | Nope |
Giggle a lot?: | Nup. Smirking ftw. |
What's the deal with boys?: | Dickheads for the most part, but some are awesome. |
Thongs?: | Er... go shoes! |
Pretty bras?: | I have no money, but otherwise, yeah. |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | Try "Newspapers" and "National Geographic"... |
Who's the weaker sex?: | You. |
Are you a feminist?: | Vaguely. I'm for equality. |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | No, not really. |
How often do you shave your legs?: | What a retarded question. |
How about your armpits?: | What an even more retarded question. |
Are you emotional?: | Yep |
Especially when on your period?: | What are you talking about?! Fuck off and leave me alone! =P |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
Originality or Acceptance?: | Originality |
Independence or Companionship?: | Companionship |
Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | Interpersonal |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | Introvert |
Popularity or Isolation?: | Which I'd prefer, or which I am? |
Unique or Loved?: | I *am* unique, I'd *prefer* Loved. |
Understood or Individual?: | I *am* Individual, I'd *prefer* Understood. |
You or Them?: | Cheese hats. |
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Saturday, October 21, 2006
I ish Unique!
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